Matthew found one years ago in a drawer and i had to pretend it was a shoulder massager!

Denise Welch on Loose Women discussing sex toys

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LOL HAHAHAHAHA

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I CHOKED

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Matthew found one years ago in a drawer and i had to pretend it was a shoulder massager!

Denise Welch on Loose Women discussing sex toys

(via asaphealy)

LOL HAHAHAHAHA

(via georgedanielfansitethe1975)

I CHOKED

(via 1975fans)